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July , 2010
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Post-Prom Sponsors in School Senior Ditch Day
Know What Would Be Comcastic? If My Internet Worked!
What Now?
School Chest Raises $0.00 on Snow Day
Study Finds Added Halo 3 Playing Leads To Increased Gravity Hammer Based Violence
Seniors Try to Downplay Admission Excitement—Aren’t Fooling Anybody
Study: Lack of Attention in Health Class Has “No Effect”
School Chest Decides To Use Money to Bail Out Auto Industry
What I am Thankful For: An Optimist’s Perspective
Freshman Thinks It’s Funny to Tear Down Streamers. “Let’s See if He Thinks It’s Funny to Be Beat Up,” Says Annoyed Hall Decorator

Archive for the ‘Headlines’ Category

Class Discussion Dominated by Only Student to Read Book

May - 31 - 2010

Popularity: 5% [?]

Obligatory Lost Headline Brings Little Closure to Fans

May - 31 - 2010

Popularity: 3% [?]

Flipside’s Liberal Bias Obvious Following Decision to Print Unflattering Picture of Glenn Beck for No Reason

May - 31 - 2010

Popularity: 4% [?]

K-9 Unit Takes Bite Out of Crime, Terrorist’s Leg

May - 21 - 2010

Popularity: 6% [?]

94% of DHS Teachers Report “I’ll Miss the Seniors! Wait. Are They Gone? Finally.”

May - 21 - 2010

Popularity: 7% [?]

Flipside Writer Wastes 20 Minutes Trying to Come Up With Good Taft Joke

April - 25 - 2010

Popularity: 5% [?]

Michael Moore Will Not Rest Until Every American Has Access to Health Care, All-You-Can-Eat Crab Legs

April - 25 - 2010

Popularity: 4% [?]

Uneven Tan Included in All-Inclusive Resort

April - 25 - 2010

Popularity: 4% [?]

Northern Iowa Celebrates Win, Gains Knowledge of Team’s Existence

April - 3 - 2010

Popularity: 5% [?]

McDonald’s Introduces Tacos To Menu… Oh Wait, I Think This Is A Chipotle

April - 3 - 2010

Popularity: 7% [?]