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Juniors Use Leftover Baking Flour in Courtyard for Giant Cake
After an unpublicized incident in the school courtyard, several hundred juniors scrounged up the baking flour for one purpose—sponge cake. The most elusive of all white, puffy cakes, the sponge cake is a coveted delicacy the juniors wished to create. As many people do not know, sponge cake…
Students Outraged Over School-Approved Senior Shirt
In one of the biggest scandals since last year’s senior shirt, the student body is in an uproar over the inappropriate senior shirt. Most of the teenage boys took great offense to the shirt after reading what it said. “Seniors 2013?? What is that supposed to mean?” exclaims…
The ARC: Who Is It Really For?
Next year, the Math Lab and WERCS will be combined into one multi-functional academic center, which many have known to be called the ARC. While the Math Lab and WERCS are supposedly going to become math and English classrooms, the administration has a much different plan for construction…
A Senior’s Battle with Senioritis: The Tale of an Overachiever
For most seniors, April is a time of relaxation. With little more to do than a fifth grader…
Oversized Sweaters Take DHS By Storm, Boys Not Happy About It
According to the girls at DHS, no winter wardrobe can call itself complete without large, ridiculously comfortable sweaters.…
The Premature Chair-Stacking in the Lunchroom: Behind the Conspiracy
By Iris Pennington-Smith and Hugh Jass DEERFIELD, IL–Every day, the janitors come up from Custodia to stack every…
New Turf Field Confident About State Title Chances
The brand new turf field at Deerfield High School recently released its first statement to the press since…
ARENA Teaches DHS Students Valuable Lessons of Commitment
Summer of 2011 brought along many changes at DHS, from the new turf field to the hiring of…
