Sophomore (insert name) had to visit his counselor after the traumatic experience of the day. It took him time, but he was finally able to talk about it, saying, “When I got the day mixed up for the first time this year, I had a relapse back to being a freshman. Especially when walking into my pre-calc class, which is 75% freshman, I just couldn’t handle it. It was worse than the hazing.”

Students weren’t the only confused ones. An unnamed Senior English teacher went to supervision instead of third period. Being a Senior class, they probably wouldn’t have learned anything that day anyway, so it wasn’t a big deal.

This was also a problem in and out of school. Senior (insert name) went home, expecting to watch Grey’s Anatomy and was perplexed when it didn’t come on. She said, “I have periods 3-6 free, so the cycle day didn’t tip me off. When Grey’s didn’t come on, I didn’t know what else to do, so I did my homework for the one class I take. It was the first time all year.

When Sam was asked if he knew the confusion he would be causing by distributing on a Wednesday, he just shrugged his shoulders and said, “I didn’t think people were that stupid.”