District 113 Athletic Teams Demonstrate Unparalleled Positive Attitudes

HIGHLAND PARK, IL– After many years of grueling practices and hard work,…

Gray Trays Diversify DHS

By Picov Andropov DEERFIELD, IL – The last time Deerfield used the…

DHS Forgets About Veterans

By Horlion Bartson DEERFIELD, IL—After hundreds of years of respecting our armed…

Apple to Come out With New High Powered Vacuum Called the iSuck

And the Other Newest Gifts for This Holiday Season New Apple Product…

Ask Mr. Motzko: Time

ASK MR MOTZKO #16 Dear Mr. Motzko, I have been doing so…

Five Arrested for Curfew Between the Hours of 1:45 and 1:04 AM

By Jordy Gullepto LINCOLNSHIRE, IL—Last Sunday morning, between the hours of 1:45…

Food Pyramid Now Food Rhombus

By Picov Andropov WASHINGTON, D.C. – After Al Gore’s comments regarding obesity…

Student Dresses as Himself for Halloween, Violates School Code

Melvin Schwarzengoggle All of X-Hall was captivated yesterday on Halloween as DHS…

New Bell Attracts Furry Woodland Creatures to DHS

By Picov Andropov DEERFIELD, IL – A rapid decrease in the number…

Ask Mr. Motzko: Halloween

ASK MR MOTZKO Dear Mr. Motzko, It’s almost Halloween and I need…

President Bush Supports the Souljas in Iraq

By Harold Vernack WASHINGTON D.C. — In an urgent speech last Friday,…