Articles The Return of “Ask Mr. Motzko” Mr. Motzko,My little sister is an incoming freshman, and my mom wants… John MotzkoApril 22, 20222 minute read
With the Power of Imagination, I Got Better Grades There I was, sitting on my bed on a warm April night,… Noah MeyerhoffApril 22, 20222 minute read
Budding Entrepreneurs of Honors Incubator Break the Fursuit Industry As a result of the growing popularity of Mr. Navickas’ Honors Incubator… Zach StutlandApril 1, 20222 minute read
Investigation of Student Council Yields SHOCKING Results By this point, I’m pretty sure everyone north of Chicago knows that… Yaokai YangApril 1, 20222 minute read
Articles Anti-Sock Mandate Movement Arises at DHS Recently at Deerfield High School, students have been mobilized by their mothers… Connor VishnoiFebruary 18, 20223 minute read
Pack the Pantry Doesn’t Want Your Keto Kale Chips It’s that time of the year again, this February, Deerfield schools come… Genevieve Melton and Zach StutlandFebruary 18, 20222 minute read
Ask Mr. Motzko: Why Won’t You Notice Me? Dear Right Honourable Gentleman Mr. Motzko, It’s been months, but it feels… The Green Lab PartnerJanuary 28, 20222 minute read
Articles O*YAD Wants Your Feet Pics! Students of Deerfield High recently received a shocking message from Mr. Moran,… Noah Meyerhoff and Eli AustinJanuary 28, 20221 minute read
The Genius of Leo Baum, Junior Extraordinaire Full disclosure, it’s been a long, long time since we had an… Leo BaumDecember 13, 20213 minute read
Thank God for Summative Assessments Every year, December haunts me. It’s not because “Winter is coming,” or… Noah Meyerhoff and Eli AustinDecember 13, 20212 minute read
Articles Students Rise from the Dead As students were dropped off each morning this week, they noticed something… Noah MeyerhoffOctober 29, 20212 minute read
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