Nick Zessis

17 posts

Top 10 Reasons You’re Attending the Wrong College

By Picov Andropov A Farewell Piece AP exams have finally come to…

Area Bicyclist “Couldn’t Care Less” About High Gas Prices

By Picov Andropov DEERFIELD, IL – It was the best of times,…

22: The Story of 5 CLC Students whose Ability to Count Cards is “Not that Great”

By Picov Andropov Vice President of External Affairs LAS VEGAS, NV –…

Cat Trainer in Rehab for Catnip Addiction

By Picov Andropov Senior News Correspondent CHICAGO, IL – One of the…

Breathtaking Botanic Garden Website Renders Real Botanic Garden Useless

By Picov Andropov HIGHLAND PARK, IL – The Chicago Botanic Garden has…

Eco-Friendly Products Increase Guilt-Free Littering

By Picov Andropov MCHENRY, IL – Cecil Daniels, a 32 year old…

Study: Lack of Attention in Health Class Has “No Effect”

By Picov Andropov DEERFIELD, IL – The Science Club released its findings…

Opinion: Fire Alarm So Tempting Yet So Far Away

By Picov Andropov DEERFIELD, IL – What man can say that he…

Santa Pulled Over for Excessive Speeding

By Picov Andropov CHICAGO, IL – St. Nicholas wasn’t his jolly self…

Cold War Reenactment Goes Nowhere

By Picov Andropov FAIRFAX, VA – Tensions were high yesterday as members…

School Chest Raises $0.00 on Snow Day

By Picov Andropov DEERFIELD, IL – The tremendous six inches of snowfall…

Acquisition of Three Hole Punch Triples Intern’s Productivity

By Picov Andropov WHEELING, IL – Bernardo Johnson, intern of Midland Paper,…