33 Articles Year 3 Rebellious Senior Girl Doesn’t Do Homework Some of the Time By Lenny Detroit DEERFIELD, IL—Self-proclaimed “rebel senior” Minnie Portman just announced today… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
32 Headlines Year 3 Rainbow Trout Extra Excited for this Year’s Mating Season Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20080 minute read
New Obnoxious Bells Designed to Get Seniors Out Faster, Among Other Things DEERFIELD, IL—With only about one quarter left, Deerfield High School’s evil overlords… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
31 Headlines Year 3 Song “Here it Goes Again” Played on Repeat Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20080 minute read
31 Headlines Year 3 Both Students Accepted to Ivy Leagues Happy to Have Gotten In Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20080 minute read
30 Articles Year 3 The Bracket Is Out: Who Will Get Taken To School? Bracket Analysis By John Shineman It’s that time of year again. You… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
30 Headlines Year 3 Signs Taken Down and Put Back Up During Passing Periods For Accuracy Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20080 minute read
30 Headlines Year 3 Facebook Reveals Inappropriate Pictures of Brackets Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20080 minute read
29 Articles Opinion Year 3 Opinion: This Whole Deal With Angels in America is Just So Gay By Freddy Teenager NORTHBROOK, IL—I’ve only been following this media frenzy from… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
29 Headlines Year 3 Angels in the Outfield Confused for AIDS Drama Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20080 minute read
29 Headlines Year 3 NY Governor Eliot Spitzer Linked in Prostitution Ring Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20080 minute read
