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Iran: “We Totally Have a Nuclear Weapon. But Just for Fun, How Do You Make a Nuclear Weapon?”
By George Minkowski TEHRAN, IRAN –This past Friday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced that they have successfully detonated a nuclear weapon. This feat makes them the ninth nation in the…
Chilean Miners Ask To “Chill Down Here For A While”
By Jeremy Hoodaman CHILE — Thirty-three miners trapped underground in Chile sent a handwritten note on Sunday requesting a few extra months to “hang out in the mine.” Despite initial…
The Truth About Homecoming: You Can Say “No”
By Boris Belanov DEERFIELD, IL — The familiar festivities of Homecoming are being kicked off in a mere four days with Student Council’s outrageously popular “Spirit Week.” Deerfield’s rockstar students…
Infinite Campus Growing “Too Powerful”
By Jeremy Hoodaman To be fair, Infinite Campus never seemed evil to begin with. It was originally integrated into District 113 with the intention of streamlining student administration. The web-based…
Opinion: There Was No Need to Fix It…
By Bob the Builder It’s pretty much a guarantee that if you ask me, “Can we fix it?” I’ll respond, “Yes we can!” like an over-zealous idiot. However, when Deerfield…
GBN Seniors Order Pizza for Grade
By Adrian Samovar Last Sunday, Max Porter and Logan Raymond, two seniors at Glenbrook North High School, decided to order twenty extra-large pizzas for their peers. The pizzas were meant…
