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The Flipside’s Coverage of the District 113 Facilities Renovation
UPDATE: District 113 Facilities Renovation Would Put Major Asbestos Manufacturer Out of Business By George Minkowski The halls of Deerfield and Highland Park High School have a distinct aroma. It…
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (As told by mall security)
By Saul Brown, Mall Cop I’ve known Alexander Grinch for about 8 years now. He used to be a real great kid. He and his friends would come here every…
Ask Mr. Motzko: Your Job
Dear Mr. Motzko, Can I have your job? Sincerely, Usurper, Class of 2004 Usurper! Mendicant! Shapeshifter! You can have my job after you have extricated yourself off of the three-pronged…
Miserable Couple Determined To Make It Through Prom
By Buford Stetson Despite its reputation as a carefree year, seniors have plenty to worry about. Between college applications and last goodbyes, there are plenty of things for the soon-graduating…
Driver Hits Deer, Scores 100 Points
By Pierre Forte Steve “Happy” Wallenberg, manager of Happy’s Pizzeria, gained 100 points last night after hitting a deer as he drove home from work. Pedestrians watched as Wallenberg’s Jeep…
Deer Park Kids Remind Us That the Children Inside of Us Died Long Ago
By Jeremy Hoodaman Walking through the halls of Deerfield High School, it is not uncommon to come across the toddlers of Deer Park Childcare. Nothing is more adorable than watching…
