We recently had our first and last Flipside Puzzle Edition. http://dhsflipside.com/archive/flipside506.pdf Thank you to everyone who submitted their answers: Kyle Friedman (Winner) Eric Silcroft Josiah Song Molly Block Some Freshman…
By George Minkowski If you haven’ t gotten a Halloween costume yet, now is about the time to start panicking. But before you run off to Party City and buy…
Dear Mr. Motzko, Yesterday I fell down a flight of stairs after being chased by pack of ravenous alley cats. Needless to say, it hurt a lot, but it wasn’t…
Hell has finally frozen over. Well, I guess that’s only if you call school hell. Students came to school Monday into a frenzy, as they walked through the doors to…
By Jeremy Hoodaman Illinois is among the nation’s leading agricultural states, exporting numerous crops such as corn, cattle, and corrupt politicians. In fact, our fine state is the leading producer…
By George Minkowski Tuesday morning during homeroom, a totally legitimate research facility run evidently by 4th and 5th graders came out with new information about how to prevent the transmission…