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Click Here for Puzzle Edition Answers

We recently had our first and last Flipside Puzzle Edition. http://dhsflipside.com/archive/flipside506.pdf Thank you to everyone who submitted their answers: Kyle Friedman (Winner) Eric Silcroft Josiah Song Molly Block Some Freshman…

Which Came First: The Chicken or Egg? It’s the Egg. I Looked in the Back of the Book

Brookstone Massage Chair Gets a Little Grabby

Student Wants Turkey on White, Bitch

Halloween Costume Guidelines More Offensive Than Actual Halloween Costumes

By George Minkowski If you haven’ t gotten a Halloween costume yet, now is about the time to start panicking. But before you run off to Party City and buy…

Ask Mr. Motzko: On Being Funny

Dear Mr. Motzko, Yesterday I fell down a flight of stairs after being chased by pack of ravenous alley cats. Needless to say, it hurt a lot, but it wasn’t…

Teacher Demands to Know What ‘FML’ Stands For

Knowledge of Current Events Fails to Impress Female

Google is No Help in Finding a Clever, Risqué Halloween Costume That Borders the Line of Appropriateness and Will Get Everyone to Like Me

School Freezes Due to Gum in Heaters

Hell has finally frozen over. Well, I guess that’s only if you call school hell. Students came to school Monday into a frenzy, as they walked through the doors to…

Kids With Clipboards and Lab Coats Reveal Groundbreaking Discovery about Preventing Swine Flu, Cooties

By George Minkowski Tuesday morning during homeroom, a totally legitimate research facility run evidently by 4th and 5th graders came out with new information about how to prevent the transmission…

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