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Biology Fetal Pig Dissection Exposes Sadist
By Gunther Hausman DEERFIELD—For the past week, Joe Wagner’s third period Honors Biology class has been dissecting fetal pigs as part of their study of Anatomy and Physiology. While this…
Where’s Waldo? Longest “Hide-And-Go-Seek” Game In History Ends
A new world record was set last week, here in the quaint town of Deerfield. The longest hide-and-go-seek game on record was finished when Samantha Keebler found Waldo Scottsdale after…
“Grandpa Discovers the Internet” Local Teen Reports
“Oh, grandson! It’s been too long since I’ve last seen you! I know, I know, I’m sorry that I missed your birthday dinner at that crazy restaurant where they cook…
School Having Trouble Figuring Out Next Inconvenience
By Elijah Brisk It feels like it’s been too long. Resurfacing Waukegan Road’s sidewalks and the sudden mutilation and gradual repair of the school’s entrance seems like ancient history, but…
Selfless Teen Devotes Summer to Community Service, Padding Résumé
By George Minkowski TURRIALBA, COSTA RICA— While many of us spent our summers at camp or in summer school, one of our own spent 20 days in Costa Rica helping…