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New Study Links Poor Diet and Exercise with Obesity

By George Minkowski CLEVELAND CLINIC— It’s common knowledge that obesity is never your own fault. Maybe it runs in the family, or maybe you are just big-boned, but one thing…

Really Cool Hipster Talks About: Parties

Parties aren’t easy. For some, the schmoozing and socializing comes naturally, but for you, being in a room with more than a dozen people leaves you quivering in the fetal…

Unsolvable Sudoku Destroys Nation

By Jeremy Hoodaman In one of the largest blunders in recent history, the New York Times printed a Sudoku puzzle that was impossible to solve in its September 16th paper.…

Freshman Lost Looking for Z Hall

Chorus Concerts Now Auto-Tuned

That Nightmare I Used to Have— It’s Back

Breaking News: Color No More!

By Elijah Brisk Students were up in arms today, as The Flipside was released in solely black and white copies. “How could something so terrible happen?” the masses wondered. As…

Ask Mr. Motzko: Homecoming

Dear Mr. Motzko, Homecoming is around the corner and I still don’t have any creative ideas for asking someone to the dance. I’m thinking about Google-ing some ideas but I…

“Free-Hugs” Guy Struggles to Make a Living in These Economic Times

By Gunther Hausman It has been astonishing that the ‘Free Hugs’ guy was in business as long as he has been, but in recent weeks, the entrepreneur reported being unable…

Toll Booths Installed in Halls to Increase Funding

Bo Obama Eats Own Vomit, Is Adorable

Junior Makes Bad Choices Over Weekend

By George Minkowski DEERFIELD— Upon leaving classes before the weekend, three words are ubiquitous among teachers. It is advice that started being given to high-school students during the 60s around…

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