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Double Jointed Teen Fails to Impress Girls with “Double-Jointedness”
We Love it When This Happens
Area Teen Doesn’t Have a Single Photo Where She’s Not Posing with a Peace Sign
Wednesday Flipside=Chaos
Ask Mr. Motzko: Homecoming
Origin Of Swine Flu
Wildly Popular “Perspectives” Class Cut to Make Room for Six More Mini-Laptops
Click Here for Puzzle Edition Answers
New Bell Attracts Furry Woodland Creatures to DHS
Doctor Doesn’t Really Want to be Asked if Valtrex is Right for You

Archive for May, 2009

Baseball Players Excited For Spring Break, Rained Out Games

May - 30 - 2009

baseball-rain-out

Popularity: 6% [?]

NCAA Tournament Now With More Sonic Ads Than Upsets

May - 30 - 2009

sonic

Popularity: 6% [?]

Stagewrite Refuses To Accept My Piece Entitled “Stagewrong”

May - 30 - 2009

poetry_slam

Popularity: 9% [?]

Orion Decides to Loosen Belt

May - 30 - 2009

orionbelt

Popularity: 4% [?]

Ivy League Friends With Benefits to Help With Homework

May - 30 - 2009

friends-with-benefits

Popularity: 28% [?]

Area Man Helplessly Confused Over Beday

May - 29 - 2009

beday

Popularity: 61% [?]

Elephant Rufuses to Go to Back of the Bus; Tired of Trunk

May - 29 - 2009

elephant

Popularity: 1% [?]

Mathlete Pulls Muscle, Team Devastated

May - 29 - 2009

mathlete-pulls-muscle

Popularity: 9% [?]

Darfur Saved

May - 29 - 2009

savedarfur

Popularity: 8% [?]

Shakespeare Comedy Not Funny

May - 29 - 2009

midsummer_nights_dream_cover_li

Popularity: 8% [?]