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Librarians Decide To Implement Torture to Guarantee Silence and Order
With Guantanamo Bay shutting down, DHS librarians finally have found a solution to unnecessary library chatter and other shenanigans: torture. According to chief librarian Ms. Strict, “The library is out…
“Cardinals Make Historic Comeback To Win the Super Bowl… Just Kidding” By James Harrison
Yo man, just give me a minute; I’m still catching my breath from that sick nasty one hundred yard run. It was like escaping from prison all over again. I…