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Students Take Sudden, Class Time Wasting Interest in Politics
After the sweet, sweet taste of missing around a half of hour of dreaded school for Obama’s inauguration, students have voiced a dramatic increase in politics. Countless cries for more…
Valedictorian Uncomfortable With Speaking to People Other Than Teachers, Textbooks
As graduation time approaches, Ben Smartypants is more nervous than ever before, including the time when he accidentally brushed up against a girl’s (a girl!) butt, which caused the girl…
DHS Junior So Not Getting Into College
DEERFIELD, IL— Rachael Miller, a Deerfield junior, studied her butt off for Ms. Levine’s Pre-calc final, but still got a C-. This brought her semester grade down to a B…