School Chest Decides To Use Money to Bail Out Auto Industry With this year’s annual school chest drawing to a close, stucco president… Sam BlockJanuary 2, 20092 minute read
Student Caught Texting Refuses to Admit He Was Texting By George Minkowski DEERFIELD, IL— Deerfield’s strictly enforced and highly punishable anti-phone… George MinkowskiJanuary 2, 20092 minute read
FDA Asks “Scooby Dooby Do, Where Are You?” Upon Losing Their Best Drug Buster and His Addict Pal Shaggy Sam BlockJanuary 2, 20090 minute read
The Triumphs and Tragedies of a PE Substitute I hate this job. I sit down and take attendance of all… Sam BlockJanuary 2, 20092 minute read
Moon Tanning: A Healthy Alternative By: The Real William Stafford The Earth’s one natural satellite, the Moon,… William StaffordJanuary 2, 20091 minute read
Students Develop Fear of Bubbles in Wake of Standardized Testing By: Jeffery Hoodman A disturbing trend has surfaced in Deerfield High School… Andy DevriesJanuary 2, 20092 minute read
Nobody Realizes That Pro Hockey is Being Played, Strike is Over, or That There Was a Strike Sam BlockJanuary 2, 20090 minute read
Doctor Succumbs to Urge to Tell Patient He’s Taking Placebo By George Minkowski LOS ANGELES, CA— Foreign accent syndrome is a rare… George MinkowskiJanuary 2, 20092 minute read
