Teacher Can’t Decide If It’s a Test, Quiz, or Quest: Chaos Ensues

Cocky Right Hand Student Swears He Can Get a 33… Lefty

Leaky Roof Seems to be an Appropriate Metaphor for Homeowner’s Life

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Lady Turns 110, Family Celebrates Year She Doesn’t Remotely Remember

Margaret Chainsmoker turned an astounding “110 years young” as her great, great…

Readers Ironically Most Likely To Read This Article

The smallest article ever to be published is ironically the most likely…

Even the Consumer Economics Online Students Cannot Escape the “Cyber-Dean”

Every Friday morning, when most students are at the DECA meeting, some…

Is He Really Sitting At Our Table?: A Lunchroom Story

Why should this 3C lunch be different than any other 3C different…

Seniors Swear This Was the Best Pep Rally Ever

By all senior accounts, this pep rally was sick. Unlike any pep…

Colleges, Parent Night Becoming More Competitive

Parent Night used to be a carefree time for students. They left…

Midnight Homework Clarification Calls Angers Classmate

DEERFIELD, IL— At 11:54 PM last Sunday night, DHS Junior Ben Wright…

Kauffman’s Cross-Country Takes Over School

It was only a matter of time. Ever since the eerily similar…