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Local Man Kills LaDainian Tomlinson After Poor Fantasy Performance

FLAGSTAFF ROBERTS SAN DIEGO—Four days ago, San Diego resident Rupert Vandermier was accused of the murder of LaDainian Tomlinson, star San Diego running back. “After that terrible performance in Week…

Angry Consumers Discover They Purchased Xbox 180 By Accident

BY ANGEL GILMORE DEERFIELD, IL—Thousands of game-players were shocked to discover that, in the mad chaos of purchasing as many gifts as they could hold, they now owned Microsoft’s Xbox…

President Bush Appoints WERCS Tutors To Edit Declaration of Independence

By Romulus Glenn DEERFIELD, IL-Excitement was abound among all WERCS tutors alike after President Bush announced in his recent State of the Union address that the Declaration of Independence was…