Kids These Days By a Grumpy Old Man Kids these days. Those little rats are… Sam BlockDecember 30, 20082 minute read
Don’t You Forget About Me By: George Bush Won’t you come see about me? I only have… Sam BlockDecember 30, 20081 minute read
75 Sophomore Girls Dye Their Hair to Express Individuality DEERFIELD, IL— Leaves are not the only thing changing colors this fall.… George MinkowskiDecember 30, 20082 minute read
SNL Goes Back to Being Irrelevant as Palin and That Guy She Was With Lose Sam BlockDecember 30, 20080 minute read
I Need a Job By Almost All Political Analysts After weeks, if not years, of covering… Sam BlockDecember 30, 20081 minute read
I Need a Nap By: John McCain This election took forever. I am really tired. It… Sam BlockDecember 30, 20081 minute read
What Now? By: Barack Obama Umm, this is awkward. I don’t really know what… Sam BlockDecember 30, 20081 minute read
Earthworks Builds Countless Houses Out of Now Unused Candidate Signs Sam BlockDecember 30, 20080 minute read
DHS Mock Election Tight, Possibly Corrupt; Mayor Daley Doesn’t See a Problem Historic voter turnout and wasting more class time because of longer poll… Sam BlockDecember 30, 20082 minute read
Joe the Plumber and Bob the Builder Fix Nation’s Infrastructure Problems Sam BlockDecember 30, 20080 minute read
