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…Congress Changes National Anthem to “Holla Back Girl”
BY GREGORY COLWEN In light of recent events and pop culture influences, the United States Congress has changed its national anthem to the ever-popular jabberwocky that is “Holla Back Girl.”…
Ricky Martin Found Living in Wyoming Cave
by Romulus Glenn CHEYENNE, WY—After what seemed to be a larger than life, but still expected, 15 minutes of fame, Latin music mogul Ricky Martin found himself atop the world.…
OK, Come on Teachers, What’s up With All This Homework?
By Melbo Azurky DEERFIELD- All right everyone, I’ve been going to school for all this time and I have a big question for all of you. What’s up with all…
I Really Don’t Know Which Super Power I Want
by Austin Graypad Recently, I have been asked about super heroes, or more specifically, super powers. What super power is the greatest super power of all? Well, as an M.D.…
Rock Paper Scissors Tourney Turns Catastrophic
STUDENT UNION-Hopes were up with a cycle 34 day lingering in the near future. But, little did we know that controversy would break out in the serene “Student Union.” A…
Student Council Only Does it For the Free Breakfast
By Satchel Cornspeaker DEERFIELD, IL- We all thought that those student council guys were good people. But just yesterday they proved us all wrong. President of the Student Council Emailing…