Juniors Use Leftover Baking Flour in Courtyard for Giant Cake
After an unpublicized incident in the school courtyard, several hundred juniors scrounged up the baking flour for one purpose—sponge cake. The most elusive of all white, puffy cakes, the sponge cake is a coveted delicacy the juniors wished to create. As many people do not know, sponge…
Students Outraged Over School-Approved Senior Shirt
In one of the biggest scandals since last year’s senior shirt, the student body is in an uproar over the inappropriate senior shirt. Most of the teenage boys took great offense to the shirt after reading what it said. “Seniors 2013?? What is that supposed to mean?”…
The ARC: Who Is It Really For?
Next year, the Math Lab and WERCS will be combined into one multi-functional academic center, which many have known to be…
Outbreak of Senioritis Worries Doctors, Teachers at DHS
A recent epidemic has caused panic among medical professionals at DHS. An unprecedented number of cases of Senioritis, a dangerous disease…
Student Receives 37 on Prairie State ACT, Dream School Doesn’t Accept Score
High school junior Will S. Cohr received the world’s first 37 on the ACT after a stroke of luck and a…
