Oversized Sweaters Take DHS By Storm, Boys Not Happy About It
According to the girls at DHS, no winter wardrobe can call itself complete without large, ridiculously comfortable sweaters. From vintage noodies that still smell like your grandparents’ moldy basement to striped zip-ups that were borrowed (stolen) from your now ex-boyfriend’s closet, DHS has not gone a day…
OPINION: SOPA and PIPA
By Nicki Chamberlain-Simon Maybe the Apocalypse is Coming a Little Sooner Than We Expected If SOPA passes, we are all going to die. Like literally, die. It is quite possibly the worst thing that has happened to our country in centuries and I refuse to stop posting/tweeting/complaining…
Hallways Now Closed in Order to Open Minds
By Maddie Ambrose The start of second semester is upon us and for most it is a time of celebration. Seniors…
OPINION: Finals Week
By Emma Soren Finals Are So Stressfullll By Alice Sharpe, Type A Freshman My first high school finals are coming up…
New Study Shows that Clouds are Cotton Candy, Scientists Baffled
By Hudy Serotta St. Alfonzo, MN–8 1/4-year-old Jimmy O’Toole astonished the world on Thursday with his discovery that, contrary to popular…
