HPHS “Burn Book” Makes New York Times Best Seller List
By Michael Pattis HIGHLAND PARK—The HPHS Burn Book, penned in the traditional Mean Girls style by an HPHS student, has unexpectedly spearheaded a literary revolution by becoming a New York Times best seller. The Burn Book, which contains snide remarks about a number of members of the…
What’s In a Name? School Chest 2011 Special Report
By Ethel Flakes DEERFIELD, IL–Speculation as to how School Chest received its name has been surrounding the yearly charity drive for as long as Uggs have been cool. After consulting Siri, who was unable to tell us anything other than that there are eight Starbucks located within…
The Premature Chair-Stacking in the Lunchroom: Behind the Conspiracy
By Iris Pennington-Smith and Hugh Jass DEERFIELD, IL–Every day, the janitors come up from Custodia to stack every chair in the…
New Call of Duty Game Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
By Harrison Johnson and Brenda Mandarino DEERFIELD, IL–Chances are, most of you reading this article immediately noticed the phrase “Call of…
A Freshman’s Guide to Halloween at DHS: Beware of Short Shorts
By Ethel Flakes Alright froshies, The Flipside is here to prepare you for your first Halloween at DHS. It’s a day…
